WHY BUY THIS? Because this French Maid Pedestal Table probably belongs in your Man Cave. Still, it may be a tough sell with your spouse. Okay, it definitely will be a tough sell. But if you’re single, then it’s a done deal. That is, unless you’re in the process of courting someone special. Yes, that’s a word your parents use. And if that’s the case, it may be a dealbreaker. But we guess if you want to end the relationship but are too much of a wimp to do it, then you buy this French Maid Pedestal Table for your Man Cave. Wait a minute, this sounds like a Seinfeld episode. You know, something Costanza would do.
Or, if you want to stay in your relationship, then take a look at Black Bear Side Table. Or, you should consider this Retro Rosie Diner Dame Serving Table for your Man Cave. Okay, that may end your relationship too.