French Maid Pedestal Table
Dimensions: 10″Wx11″Dx36″H 19 lbs. Hand-cast using real crushed stone bonded with high quality designer resin. Each piece is individually hand-finished by our artisans. Exclusive to the Design Toscano brand and perfect for your home or garden. Tray is painted silver. Silver vase is not included.
WHY BUY THIS? Because this French Maid Pedestal Table probably belongs in your Man Cave. Still, it may be a tough sell with your spouse. Okay, it definitely will be a tough sell. But if you’re single, then it’s a done deal. That is, unless you’re in the process of courting someone special. Yes, that’s a word your parents use. And if that’s the case, it may be a dealbreaker. But we guess if you want to end the relationship but are too much of a wimp to do it, then you buy this French Maid Pedestal Table for your Man Cave. Wait a minute, this sounds like a Seinfeld episode. You know, something Costanza would do.
Or, if you want to stay in your relationship, then take a look at Black Bear Side Table. Or, you should consider this Retro Rosie Diner Dame Serving Table for your Man Cave. Okay, that may end your relationship too.
