Man Cave Holiday Gifts
15 Holiday Gifts for Your Man Cave
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Ah, the ever-extending holiday shopping season is upon us. Back in the day of our grandparents and even parents, the holiday shopping season began a few weeks prior to the holidays. Heck, we remember our parents scrambling to buy presents the day before our celebrated holiday. Nowadays, it starts in early November and peaks on Black Friday only to continue through until Christmas day. And it seems to be beginning earlier and earlier each year, and it actually is. Soon, we expect the holiday shopping season to kick off with the official start of the Fall Equinox, which is September 22nd, and eventually the holiday shopping season will begin on the Summer Solstice, which is June 21st. And it’s just a matter of time when “Christmas in July” becomes an official holiday.
And to add to all the holiday madness, the holiday spirit has seemed to follow the ever lengthening holiday shopping season. That is, the holiday decorations that you view at malls and town centers have also begun to spring up earlier and earlier each year. In fact, some establishments seem to leave their holiday lights on year round, which is actually understandable as it does seem to be a nuisance to spend an entire day putting up holiday decorations only to take them down a few months later. Oh, and we’re sure you have at least one neighbor that lights up his house in the holiday spirit like an airport runway at night well before anyone else in the neighborhood thinks about dusting off its holiday decorations that sits in the basement behind the cross country ski machine that’s rarely been used.
You know, similar to the Griswold’s house in the 1989 movie Christmas Vacation starring Chevy Chase…
Now that you’re in the holiday shopping mood, here is our list, in no particular order of ranking, of 15 holiday gifts for your Man Cave…
Bartesian Cocktail & Margarita Machine
WHY BUY THIS? If your goal in life is to do as little as possible, then this product is for you. If that is the case, then you probably already have a Kuerig coffee machine. This is essentially the same except it makes alcoholic drinks rather than coffee. It’s simple. Insert cocktail capsule. Select strength and press mix. Wala, you have your drink of choice, which includes margaritas, old fashioned, whisky sours, and of course, an old college favorite, the Long Island Ice Tea. All you need to worry about is having your preferred whiskey, vodka, rum, gin or tequila on hand, and make sure you purchase the Bartesian Cocktail Capsules. And best of all, an automatic cleaning cycle that runs after each cocktail is created. This should be a Man Cave essential.
Authentic Hand-Crafted Buffalo Skull
WHY BUY THIS? Because this will look f-in great in your Man Cave. Yeah, it costs around $450, but it’s described as “Unique, incredibly detailed, and crafted by hand, these stunning animal skull decorations are sure to become the centerpiece of any home.” Or any Man Cave. Your Man Cave, in fact. There are several different versions available, so we’re sure you’ll find one suitable for your Man Cave.
Benjara Industrial Bar Table
WHY BUY THIS? Because “with its ship cargo inspired design, it becomes the statement piece, no matter what the vibes and surroundings are.” So, if your Man Cave has bad vibes for any reason, this bar will still remain the statement piece. And you can pair it with a matching pair of Bar Stools for less than $80.
Fizzics DraftPour Beer Dispenser
WHY BUY THIS? The is both simple and interesting. It essentially turns any canned or bottled beer into a draft beer. You know, kind of like converting water to ice. Well, maybe not. This item is small, and USB powered, but also takes batteries, to allow you to take it anywhere, like maybe to that gym you belong too, so you can enjoy a draft beer after that vigorous workout followed by a visit to the sauna. Oh, and make sure you watch the video on the product page below, which should be enough to convince you to buy one for your Man Cave, even if you have a Kegerator.
Wall Mounted Rustic Wood Shelf
WHY BUY THIS? Because you hang this in your Man Cave, your Man Cave will become the neighborhood bar and you could legally charge your neighbors, uh patrons, for their drinks. For just under $100, this can hold your liquor, wine, and glassware. And the liquor dispenser will make it easy for you when your Man Cave is filled with patrons during Friday Happy Hour, and you need to make drinks quickly.
16th Century Globe Bar Cart Cabinet
WHY BUY THIS? This is not technically a globe. Well, it is, but it’s a bar cabinet. And as for the globe aspect, it depicts the world as of the 16th century, or so we think. Didn’t most folks still think the world was flat back in that day? Well, maybe not after Columbus, or the Vikings, discovered America. Ah, we’re not history buffs. We just want to hang out in our Man Cave and watch football. And we just think this bar cabinet is unique and cool looking and would make a nice addition to any Man Cave. There is also a similar Globe Bar Cart with an extended shelf.
WHY BY THIS? Because you will probably have an X-Box or PS5 somewhere in your Man Cave for you or your kids, and you’ll need a gaming chair. Interestingly they never had a gaming chair in our day when we were playing frogger on a ten-inch screen. Kids these days…but hey, you’ll want to be comfortable while you’re gaming so why not simultaneously recline and get a message while doing so. Or, you can just get a Reclining Leather Chair.
Handcrafted Wooden Ship Wheel
WHY BUY THIS? Because it’s a ship’s wheel, and you have always been fascinated with ships. Okay, even if you haven’t, this will qualify as nice décor for your Man Cave. It’s comes in several different sizes and numerous colors. Again, it’s ideal for those who love sailing and nautical wall art or just want to add something unique.
WHY BUY THIS? We know what you are thinking. I might as well hire a contractor to build my own home bar. And it could be similar to this beauty. True. But take a look at this. It’s the closest to a Cheer’s bar. Surprisingly it doesn’t come with Norm Peterson. But it comes with everything else. This is essentially an English Tavern in your Man Cave. You can charge a cover to allow folks the opportunity to sit at this home bar. And it looks like it can be delivered within 3 weeks. Can your contractor build this beauty in 3 weeks? Don’t answer. That’s a rhetorical question.
WHY BUY THIS? Because if you have a Man Cave, you need to be drinking a brew out of this beauty, which is “sourced from real oxen.” We mean, you’re the King of your man Cave and you can’t be drinking beer out of a plastic cup. That’s for your friends. And it comes with a shot glass and a bottle opener. Oh, and this would make a perfect gift that your spouse can get you for your birthday. It’s better than a tie, and probably cheaper.
WHY BUY THIS? “Tiki, Tiki, Tiki…,” wait that’s “Toga, Toga, Toga…”. Sorry about that. We like Tiki Bars, and if you’re not going to put a Tiki Bar in your Man Cave, then a sign is the next best thing. And this is a pretty cool sign for your Man Cave. So, enjoy sipping a Mai Thai next to or underneath it.
WHY BUY THIS? Fairly inexpensive medium brown wood Home Bar for your Man Cave. As explained, “You’ll be the center of attention when you step behind this gorgeous, farmhouse bar unit. With multiple storage compartments, a convenient stemware rack, and additional storage for wine bottles, it’s is ideal for gatherings of all sizes and occasions.” Well, we think it’s simply ideal for hanging out in your Man Cave with your friends.
Cocktail Shaker with Drink Recipes
WHY BUY THIS? Sometimes we like easy for our Man Cave. And if you’re going to make your own cocktails, rather than purchase the Bartesian Premium Cocktail and Margarita Machine, then get a cocktail shaker with a recipe marker. Simply, twist it to the desired cocktail, such as a Mojita, and it provides a list of the ingredients. Hey, it’s recommended for both amateur and professional mixologists. We’re assuming you’re the former and not the latter.
Black Forest Bear Pedestal Table
WHY BUY THIS? Aww, this is so cute. It’s a Bear, and who doesn’t love Bears. Well, maybe not a Grizzly Bear when it’s heading for you at a 100 miles per hour as your fumbling for your Bear Spray. But this will get your spouse’s approval, at least we think. And if she’s on the fence, you can tell her that the alternative choice was the French Maid Pedestal Table, which is geared toward the single man who vows never to get married. That may sway her toward this cool-looking Bear Table that belongs in your Man Cave.
NFL Team Stadium End Table
WHY BUY THIS? C’mon now, show your fanhood with this unique NFL stadium end table. This is ideal for a sports-theme Man Cave. Amazingly, and according to the description, the “LED lights match the actual lighting of each stadium.” Really? Anyway, you can always use the inverted stadium as a chip bowl in case you have no other use for it. But ideally, you should create a mini figurine of yourself and your friends and place them somewhere in the stands (or on the field). Well, maybe not, that might be a bit creepy…
Embrace the ever-extending holiday shopping season, and start shopping for holiday gifts for your Man Cave. Yes, your Man Cave deserves to celebrate the holiday season as well. And if you’re looking for less expensive holiday gifts for your Man Cave, check out 20 Cheap Holiday Gifts for Your Man Cave.